I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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