The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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