Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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