What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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