Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
