Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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