i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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