real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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