i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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