Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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