How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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