Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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