is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This is not my ceiling
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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