It's Friday. Sex?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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