go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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