are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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