no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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