go do what you do best...puke behind churches
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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