she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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