yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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