I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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