why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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