i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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