She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I understand Curling. That high.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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