All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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