if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
