What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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