so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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