That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
