He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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