my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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