i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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