Pappa wants mamma naked
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My vagina is officially offended.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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