question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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