i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
