Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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