This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My balls are so social today.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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