Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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