high people should be assigned attendants
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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