playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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