Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
this hospital has no fireball
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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