I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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