i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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