Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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