if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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