just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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