i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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