Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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