I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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