Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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