why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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