its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Couch. On fire.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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