she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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