You're completely useless in the revolution.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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