$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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