I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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