I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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