I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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