How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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