Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You can't just leave with hair like that
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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